Maybe I was just having a bad day, I honestly don’t remember, but clearly my constitution was in a weakened state when I decided to participate in one of those interminable WordPress challenges.
If you’re WordPress blogger yourself, then you’re already familiar with challenges. This post, then, is not for you, but feel free to read it anyway. If you’ve been living under a rock, this could even be your first exposure to this particular challenge, and it’s possible that you’ll learn something that will give you a hankering to join those of us who will suffer.
This post is really intended for my millions of Followers who are not bloggers themselves, and who will be wondering just WTF they’ll be reading come spring. Of course regular readers of Roamin’ Gnomials are often left wondering just WTF they’re reading, so perhaps this explanation is entirely unnecessary. Even so, I’ll forge ahead.
And what is this challenge of which I speak? It’s the A to Z Challenge, and it starts on April 1, which is also April Fool’s Day. Never will that appellation be more appropriate than the day that I enter the fray.
Participants are instructed to blog 26 times during the month of April (you get a day off on Sundays), with the subject matter of each post being something that starts with each consecutive letter of the alphabet. It’s supposed to be educational. It’s supposed to teach discipline and planning. It’s supposed to increase your exposure to the Worldwide Blogging Community. It’s supposed to be fun. We’ll see about that!
I thought it would be nice to have a theme for such an endeavor, and my first idea was to write a post about important people in my life whose name starts with a particular letter. I started ticking off names, and everything was fine until I got to E. That’s when I realized that I have TWO grandsons whose name starts with E, and I couldn’t very well write about one without writing about the other, which would only serve to piss off one set of parents when they saw that their little E didn’t get picked.
The problems didn’t stop there. I could pony up a name for most letters, even though some of the names I hit upon were people who are enemies, and although writing about them might have been fun, it probably would have also fired up an ulcer or two, which I can do without.
Then there were other letters that, for the life of me, I couldn’t come up with any name at all. Although I’ve used every letter in the alphabet in this post (as signified by the boldfaced letters), where names were concerned, I could think of a Z, but no Q, X or Y, among others.
Reluctantly, I’m dismissing the name theme altogether, but it leaves me in something of a quandary. What will be my A to Z theme? Ideas? Anyone?
April Fools Day is still a long way away, and my regular readers should consider themselves advised to schedule a monthlong vacation with no internet access.
As for me, I’m supposed to be planning, and I am — planning to suffer!