Greetings, and welcome to my blog!
Across the top of this page you’ll find some helpful navigation tools that will punch your ticket on what could be a very strange journey.
Once the preliminaries are out of the way, just click the Blog heading, and you’ll have access to a continuous stream of weirdness. Most everything is listed under the Almost Everything heading, but if the prospect of reading that much makes you queasy, just hover your mouse and you can refine your search and taste the wackiness in smaller doses that you might find more palatable.
Whatever you choose, I hope you enjoy your stay. And if you don’t, well, you don’t have to come back, but I really hope you will!
I like LIKES, love FOLLOWERS and adore COMMENTS, so please try to do all three things in lieu of payment. And if you do comment, I promise to try like the dickens to answer you.
Oh, and about that giant Hoola-Hooping gnome, just ignore him and maybe he’ll go away.