Guys in short pants, and so much more!

Greetings, and welcome to my blog!

Across the top of this page you’ll find some helpful navigation tools that will punch your ticket on what could be a very strange journey.

IMG_1374On my About Me page, you’ll also find some frequently asked questions that will attempt to set your mind at ease concerning your perfectly legitimate questions about my twisted vision for this site.

Once the preliminaries are out of the way, just click the Blog heading, and you’ll have access to a continuous stream of weirdness. Most everything is listed under the Almost Everything heading, but if the prospect of reading that much makes you queasy, just hover your mouse and you can refine your search and taste the wackiness in smaller doses that you might find more palatable.

Whatever you choose, I hope you enjoy your stay. And if you don’t, well, you don’t have to come back, but I really hope you will!

I like LIKES, love FOLLOWERS and adore COMMENTS, so please try to do all three things in lieu of payment. And if you do comment, I promise to try like the dickens to answer you.

Oh, and about that giant Hoola-Hooping gnome, just ignore him and maybe he’ll go away.

 

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  1. I like this word of welcome a lot. Funny and nicely-said as well 🙂

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  2. This is a great description…got me glued to it for a while!

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  3. Hehe, I have to admit I’m a closet gnome lover! Look forward to more of your posts!

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  4. Love your blog and I think this is my favourite about me page. Please follow my blog for a similar sense of weirdness!

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  5. likes, comments and followers eh? well I saw your comment on the shameful sheep, AGREE – you get older you don’t give as much of a crap about what people think. I also admire Mr Sheep 🙂 fun blog – love the gnome a friend has naked gnomes in his garden, they are naughty and very tacky but Mr Sheep would likely like em….Poli

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  6. So funny.
    Honestly, I think gnomes are creepy.
    But, I have this one called Stormy the Weather Gnome, and I made the mistake of letting him post on the internet and now he’s more popular than I am. 🙂
    And, he has 3 friend gnomes that all live on my porch now.
    http://hmgardner.blogspot.com/2016/01/stormy-weather-gnome-greets-new-friend.html

    I found you through the A to Z Challenge. Best of luck with your posts.
    Heather
    Blogging from A to Z April Challenge co-host

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    • Not only are they creepy, they can be dangerous! If your home has been infested (which seems apparent to me after viewing your own wonderful blog), the best practice might be to appease them rather than try to fight them. Best of luck with the A-Z!

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  7. Hi there! stopped by via challenge within a challenge @JlenniDonner blog. Happy blogging!

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  8. The thing about happenstance is it brings one on some alt uni adventures when least expected. I was checking out a blog on the A to Z Challenge route, and found that there is a whole side challenge of check out others challenges on a Bonus circuit. So I hopped on that causeway and found myself in Gnome Universe, and realize the similarities between them and other such magical creatures as sock monkeys, for instance!

    Great fun seen here.

    Fim of Quantum Hermit: https://fimnorawestcaw.wordpress.com

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  9. ha ha ha ha Good thing I like a constant stream that appears in reverse chronological order 😛

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    • Funny thing about the reverse chronological order … it was very important to me when I first started blogging, and I imagined my posts would flow one into the other more than they actually have. Actually, on my alternate blog site, A Year in the Death of One Man, chronology WAS quite important, and I had the devil’s own time setting up a system by which I could present the posts in the proper order. But here on Roamin’ Gnomials, not so important!

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  10. Incredible!
    I started blogging this month, and it is a pleasure that I came across your blog.
    It has inspired me to start my next article.
    Thank you:)

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  11. I always thought they look sweet and friendly whether in stories or as candy 🙂

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  12. This made me smile, I like your wackiness style

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